Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Cell DAY joke, "Mandarin JOLIE"

Posed in a photo and a joke of the day was the subject of Twitter.

Celebrity look-a social networking site Twitter, today one of the most talked about issues, "Mandarin Jolie" YDİ.

Twitter lists of popular titles, "Trends" list for a long time 1 at the time of the "Mandarin Jolie" actually made a joke consists of an interesting photo. Roy Erdik photographer and producing other joke ...

Photo beautiful, beautiful people wit ...

Angelina Jolie's lips benzetince Lip shape of the tangerines, "Mandarin Jolie" is.

AT THAT PHOTO

Monday, December 27, 2010

The Prime Minister has made such a joke that ...

Born at the insistence of journalists posing in front of the grave stones said what? ..

Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan after his meetings in Bitlis'teki Ahlat'a road, where the history of the Cemetery was visited by the Seljuk period, the authorities received information.

Prime Minister Erdogan, on the insistence of journalists and then posing in front of the historic grave stones,''Come on, let's look at what you will write? Finally, I (pointing to the grave stones) enter in there,''he joked and you will enter.

Date of viewing the grave stones of Prime Minister Erdogan, a local journalist said Ozkan Olcay excavation work is not very efficient, the necessary showing of interest, he said. Then Erdogan, the Provincial Director of Culture Hosni Işıkgör'e return,''Let's Give the answer, what have you done for 7 years?''He said. Işıkgör, holding out the hands of Erdogan, the file containing the work,''said the''scientific studies. Işıkgör'e Erdogan,''We have seen a lot of scientific, I would like to project implementation,''he said. Erdogan was given financial support all kinds of studies indicating that the subject was instructed to focus on.

Erdogan, Seljuk and then the district center Cultural Center opens for Ahlat. Prime Minister Erdogan to address the citizens gathered here on the bus, they wished to be beneficial to the nation of works motherland. Yesterday Mus, Bitlis, today the opening of the facility that many say Erdogan told Ahlat'a in the services.

Prime Minister, today opened the base of the cultural center was taken in 1992, but stating bitirilemediğini, Erdogan said that the completion of construction in a very short time period of their governments.

Voicing over the wealth of history that Ahlat Erdogan, Seljuk Cemetery told us to do with the improvement of all kinds. Erdogan,''with a çıkamayanlar History, history forgot, can not prepare the future. We'll take our history that we have for him, prepare our future,''he said.

Erdogan,''You see, Bitlis, are changing. Now, double ways to go Bitlis geliniyor Ahlat. They made the AK Party government, made. Word, not the business produced. Ahlat Then, he must come with the power of thinking. He's not forget the 12-Haziranı. Turkey will experience a change and transformation. Again, you will prepare a new constitution. God willing, more 'advanced democracy' we say, people will say a lot of freedom, rights, justice, legal, investment, economy, say''he said.

Opening ceremony, Erdogan, State Minister Yilmaz, Interior Minister Bashir Atalay, Minister of Health Recep Akdag, Transportation Minister Binali Yildirim, Industry and Trade Minister Nihat Ergun, Environment and Forestry Minister Veysel Eroglu, the AK Party and the AK Party Deputy Chairman Huseyin Celik Gaziantep deputy Fatma Sahin was accompanied by President of the Women's Branches.

Prime Minister Erdogan, the ceremony and then visited the Ahlat Kaymakamlığını.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Bursa pepper gas in a primary student joke

Elementary school students make a joke of a class lesson in Bursa pepper spray to boil. What happened at the end of jokeDid he? 5 people were hospitalized.

KM 14-year-old primary school 9th grader, after inhalation 'lesson boil' bag issued to the class shook pepper gas. Affected the students in the classroom, 5 gas is removed to hospital, km Police teams were taken by the Directorate of Children's Division.

County Central Osmangazi Bursa, Osmangazi incident occurred in Multi-Program High School, a student of class KM 9K teneffüsün then returned to class with their friends. Geometry lesson course, which will be making a joke your friends say you want to boil km released pepper gas bag squeezed in the classroom. Gas affected 25 students threw themselves down the hall waiting for their teachers. Students who had evil Sezai K., Nihal K., Halim S., Mustafa Ö. and Esra M. Children's Hospital removed the ambulances are called locusts. Gas to the affected 5 students sent home after hospital treatment.

From school, police teams, took KM Children's Branch Head. K.M. the police, "introduced last lesson. I brought with me to get the pepper gas to boil the course a joke in class, he shook. If I knew how effective this would not, "he said.
K.M. the instructions of the prosecutor were released pending trial.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Watch mind-harm is a joke

Joke scares
Ring in the film inspired by the joke, has lived şakazedeye fearful moments.

ENSONHABER.com / USA program is a joke, less than the mind's eye kestirdiği was a şakazedenin. Inspired by the famous horror film prepared Halka'dan jokes, the film's scenes aratmadı. Self-opening television and a mysterious voice from the TV from a self-playing objects added, şakazede, with cries threw herself out of the house difficult to ...

Here is a joke ... it hurt mind